LIVE from the Grammy's

A few years ago I updated my Facebook status for our New Years Eve date. Tonight I will blog my thoughts of the Grammy's until I go to bed... Warning the blog is titled based on my rambling so be prepared.

1. Christina A (I can't spell her last name) annoyed Martina McBride.
2. Lady Gaga has busted out p90x. If you watched 60 minutes, she wasn't that toned. Just Sayin!
3. Lenny Kravtiz is alive
4. Bruno Mars is my man....but I do not like his hair or him I just like his music.
5. Hey! Where's Bieber? It's almost 9 and I think it's past his bedtime.
6. Who is this girl with BOB and Bruno? Her song is way to long since I have no clue who she is.
7. Zac Brown, I've been wondering who he was. I don't listen to country so I don't approve of this being 1 of the 10 awards. Adam has informed me we might get a nip slip.
8. Bieber's coming!!!!!!!!!!! I think all my jokes about Bieber Fever is starting to catch up with me. Is it contagious? ( insert commercial break) I mistook Eva for Kim Kardashian... Oops. Oh goodness a skit. That was lame. What is his voice cracks mid song? Goodness just dance with Usher and end this. Ok I do NOT want to see Will Smith's son.
9. Usher looks look like George Jetson. Oh, will Justin Timberlake be inspired by Usher's comeback?
10. Did I bear them say Pearl Jam... Wait with Neil Young?
10a. If Bieber looses I'll be sad because he's a kid! Who's that nasty man next to her.... My poor Bieber..
11. NO Bob Dylan! Gross! (Adam loves him, but Adam mumbles too) Too many Indie Hipsters for me. Adam is pulling out his skinny jeans. Next he'll be in jeggins. You can't even hear him over the harmonica, and his orthopedic shoes. Ugh.
12. I don't like Miley hanging out with the Kings of Leion. (how do I spell that?)
13. I didn't know I was watching The Muppets at the Grammy's. Can Puck from Glee come perform this song?

Ok I need to go to bed. BUT this was fun. I wish Eminem and Dr. Dre the best. And Katy Perry, she's too cute. Boo bedtimes and waking up early.